- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

Whats better than sex? Not dying. Ha

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She had finished her breakfast and had to get to her job as a firefighter.

Who visits Satan on Christmas? A dyslexic box.

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch names

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

Why was the boy named Bethel? He had horrible parents that wanted him to live a life of social poverty.

What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Well, I couldn't understand them... It's hard to pronounce anything clearly when your mouth is full, which is why you don't eat and speak simultaneously.

whats funny about this joke? nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

Q: What do you call a black guy with his degree in dentistry? A: Doctor

why did jonathan not get any presents for the holiday?because it was the 4th of July

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense Microwave

What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

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