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Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

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what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

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Why did the armadillo fall off the cliff?

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I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? -Allergies.

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Knock knock who's thare Your mom She's dead you bitch

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Why shouldn't you drink and drive? You might spill your beer

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Whats worse than a rotten tomato. a fridge hitting your baby.

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how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

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Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

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Why is this joke an anti joke? Because it's not trying to be funny.

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Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

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A walks out of a bar and the joke is cut off by a-

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Actually, Red Bull helps temporarily restore wakefulness when experiencing fatique or drowsiness.

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why did the photographer take so many pictures? Because he gets paid.

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A guy walks into a bar. He has a couple beers, gets in his car and goes home. He got arrested on the way because it is illegal to drink and drive.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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What did the Asian say to the Mexican working at the friutstand? Hi, I'm Asian!

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Yo momma so fat she should be concerned of contracting Coronary Heart Disease, high blood pressure, type 2 diabetes, abnormal blood fats, metabolic syndrome, cancer, osteoarthritis, sleep apnea, or even obesity hypoventilation syndrome

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what did the horse say to the other horse Neigh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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