Ebola

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A horse walks into a bar. "Rough day?" says the bartender. UUUNNNHHHHH!

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Q:Why are babies and spaghetti alike? A:They both stick to the wall when cooked.

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Friends are like snowflakes When you pee on them they disappear

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what do JFK, plato, and a dead penguin have in common? theyre all dead.

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Why did the girl gO shopping?! Because she got paid and wanted to blow(;

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what do you call a black lawyer? a very well educated black man

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guy walks into a bar, ouch

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what's worse than the Holocaust. Finding two worms in your apple.

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I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

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A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

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Whats worse than peeing blood? Dying.

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A black person went into a store and paid full price for his tv

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Roses are red, violets are black, you better watch your anus, cause jimmy is back!!

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

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Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

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Why did the man start vacuuming his neighbor's floor? He had to get the GSR

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Knock knock. Who is their? Grammar. Grammar who? Of course you don't know.

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If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue The end is near I want a beer

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why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

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Twinkle Twinkle little wh**e close youre legs youre not a door. youre gonna get an S,T,D, youree only wanted cause youre free... Twinkle Twinkle little Wh**e youre cheeper then the dollar store

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Why was the blonde fired from the M &M's factory? Her Masters degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the job she had.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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