roses are red violets are blue last time i dropped something this hard it ended world war 2?

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where do some birds live in? Earth

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Why cant helen keller drive Because shes a woman

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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A women walks into a bar which is means she is pretty rich to be able to have a bar in her kitchen

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? He'd lost so much weight, due to AIDS.

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What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

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What brown and sticky? A sticky turd

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What do you call Batman and Robin after they are run over by a steam roller? Dead

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny

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Why did the black man buy ten packets of Kool-Aid at the supermarket? Because it is a refreshing beverage that many individuals enjoy drinking.

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Rebecca Black

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A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

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What do you call a guy with no arms? Names.

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Why did the little boy tell his classmates jokes? To try and fit in for once.

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What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

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How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

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What do you call a black fire-fighter? A hero.

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Why couldn't the Chinese women see... It's because she just got into a terrible car accident and suffered a rental detachment in both eyes. Follow up question, why was the Chinese women even allowed to drive?

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Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

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Of course, the capacity to create a better society, is well within the natural limits of humankind, we do not need Gods in order to be strong, honorable kind, respectful, and so on, we do not need empty promises. We only need, to use our potential as humans, believe in it, and do our best only, if we desire the best results, take care of those that suffer, and believe that they will be there for us when we need them. We can all do it, humanity, yet choosing a lifestyle where we become peasants or soldiers, all promised happiness AFTER we have lived our lives, is what the people have decided. This is the extent of the average man and woman, even if it is far beyond the power of humanity.

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Taxes are like prostitutes. The higher your salary, the more you pay.

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An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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