who is not good looking? mon morello

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

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Why couldnt Jimmy ride a bike? refrigerator

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If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

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what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

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God has lived since the eternal eternity right? And one day he said let there be light? NO WONDER HE IS SUCH A NEEDY GREEDY EVIL FUCK! HOW WOULD YOU FEEL AFTER AEONS ENDLESS IN TOTAL DARKNESS? Moral: It is time for the prince, to stand up as the emperor, then no one shall doubt the power of the moral man.

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Wheres my hood? Behind your neck.

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Why did Jimmy get off of the park bench? he wanted candy from the man in the white van

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Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Kncok Whose there? Not Sally

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Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

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The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

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whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

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What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

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Montague goes to the alcoholics meeting and says "Hello I'm Montague and I am an alcoholic" Evreyone points at him and chants "LOSER!, LOSER!, LOSER!, LOSER!" Montague is appaled, he expected to be welcomed with sympathy and respect. Then he realises his mistake. He has walked into meeting with a bottle of whisky and is wearing a Justin Beiber T Shirt

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What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus? A godless abomination that violates every ethical standard known to man.

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roses are red, violets are blue, im not going out with someone that belongs in a zoo.

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What are blacks scared of? The kkk

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i knew this one arab, who was so arab that there was nothing funny about him

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A: Is this the Krusty Krab? B: No, this is Pizza Hut. Please stop prank calling us.

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GINGERVITIS! 1. redhair 2.freckles 3.no soul 4.depression/anger 5.gay JLR

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A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

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How do you kill a blonde? Throw a fridge at her

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