what do women and men have in common? nothing, women are inferior

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

Ben Corbishley

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. I ate it.

Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

NEVER

What is the difference between a deer and a child in africa? Why does it matter? They're both being hunted.

Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags

yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

what did the black kid get for christmas? I dont know....whatever he wrote on his wishlist.

A priest, rabbi, and a monk are sitting on a plane. One is in first class, one is in business class, and one is in coach. It turns out they're all going to the same interfaith conference.

Yo mama so fat! Really she should get on an exercise program and watch her diet, as she is at higher risk for diabetes and other health issues

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

I love Japan. It's the bomb.

What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

roses are red,violets,are green who tf shit in the toilet?

What did the man with no head say to the women?

you better accept "balls in yo mouf"...

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wow, I screwed up, Give me head.

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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