If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

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how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

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Why couldn't Timmy go to the bathroom? He was constipated.

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Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

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What did the joke say to the antijoke? Nothing.

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roses are red violets are twisted turn around bitch your about to get fisted

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Why did the chicken cross the road? after approximately 10 seconds of looking back and forth left to right the chicken finally came to a realization that the road is clear and safe to cross.

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what does the black man say to the white man? nice weather were having huh.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Why did the kid fall off the bike? Because he was paraplegic.

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What's black and fast? A treadmill.

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Why did Tiger look in the toilet? It doesn't matter, he didn't find anything.

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What is the #1 cause of pedophiles? Sexy children

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Knock knock Whos there? A rapist. Go away I'm calling the police!! (The rapist then proceeds to break open the door, beat the woman repeatedly with a baseball bat, and then rapes her)

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What did the cannibal say after he ate the clown? I am not sure as the tragic situation occurred while the clown was hiking alone.

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What killed Hitler? His gas bill.

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this is just a tribute to the greatest anti-joke ever told as I can't quite remember how it went, but you gotta beleive me, you just had to be there, it's a matter of opinion.

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So a white president,a mexican president, and a black president,are on a plane and its going down. The white president wishes he was a dove, and he flies away to safety. Then the mexican president wishes he was an eagle and he flies away to safety. Then the black president falls out the plane and says o s**t and turns into poop.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Presents.

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What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your mother getting raped by your sister.

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david what a baghead

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