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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

A woman walks into a bar and asks for a duck. The bartender is confused, assumes the women has some sort of mental problem, and treats her nicely, as his sister suffers from Down's Syndrome.

What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? No one laughs at your jokes.

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

What's long, yellow, and can kill you if swallowed? A school bus

Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

Why couldn't John ride a bicycle? Because he is a fish.

What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

When life gives you limes....... first you have some problem and second u throw them at people

Why would a woman be out of the kitchen? Because she is busy working, being outside, resting, or any other activity that does not include food.

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

How will the world end? That information is unknown

Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

Two men walked into a bar. I'm surprised the second man did not duck out of the way.

why did the woman call the police? because there was a murderer pointing a gun at her at her son.

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

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