- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did haris die...............................................his hair blond? .. u

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

What is big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? Donald Trump

Yo mama's so fat that she needs substantially larger clothes than most other people

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

what do you call a black man living in Brooklyn making over ten-thousand dollars a week? a hard worker

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

whats up and also down? your mum

What do you call a Mentally Challenged Black Man? Whatever Name his parent(s) Gave him at birth.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

what did the dog say to the retarded black guy ? bark

Q: What has two legs and is bloody? A: half a cat

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your Fallopian tubes ripped out by wolverine

How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

What happened to the convict on death row? He died

Wat do u call a priests shit Holy shit

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

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