What the the Tyrannosaurus say to the chicken? Dinosaurs are extinct and even if they were not, it would not say anything to a domestic fowl, it would most likely devour it with one bite.

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Q: Why did the little boy have freckles? A: Heredity

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? Getting tortured to death. Whats worse than being tortured to death? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, and getting tortured to death. Whats worse than that? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, getting tortured to death, and finding a worm in your apple.

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What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

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Neither did she.

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Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

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i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

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I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

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SBB

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there once was a teacher who wouldnt shut up she just rambled and rambled and rambled ,untill one day i brang a gun to school and shot her ,she doesnt rambled anymore and i dont go to school anymore =win for everyone

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

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2 blondes walk into bolemics anonymous.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby wearing a clown suit.

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A retarded man walks into a bar and everyone was polite about his disability.

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Mr. Wonder, optimism is seeing the glass as half full, pessimism as seeing the glass half empty, and realism as not seeing the glass at all.

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Why did the kid trip over the rock? Because he was diagnosed with serious autism, and might die soon.

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You know whats funny Aids

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Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

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what did the blind orphan with no legs get for christmas? cancer.

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how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

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What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

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What's worse than the holocost? 6 Million Jews

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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