- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

What happened when the woman sent back the pair of shoes she bought on eBay? She obtained a refund from the seller under eBay's return policy.

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

Patient: "Doctor, I have a strawberry stuck in my bum" Doctor: "Well, that's an awfully peculiar place to keep a strawberry. What were you thinking?"

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

What did the man do when the woman broke up with him? He changed his facebook status to single.

Casey Anthony kills a baby

Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

What happen's when you give an alcoholic whiskey? He's an alcoholic, so he drinks it.

What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

Roses are gray Violets are gray Pansies are gray Daffodils are gray I am a dog :)

Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

Why did Muhammad pray to Jesus? Because he has low self esteem and didn't believe in himself.

Why did the Japanese boy drop his sushi? He was hit by a tsunami

whats the stage after cancer? you die

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

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