- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Friends are like snowflakes When you pee on them they disappear

Know what's funnier than the holocaust? Almost everything i can possibly imagine. The holocaust was a terrible case of mass extermination due solely to naxis racist views

guy walks into a bar, ouch

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? -Allergies.

Why did the armadillo fall off the cliff?

What do you call someone who is unwilfully forced into a life of emotional abuse and domestic violence? My daughter.

What happened when the turkey jumped out of the airplane? It fell.

An elderly man farts during Sunday morning mass. The children around him laugh and then their parents remind them to be respectful.

Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

How do you get your children out of a cardboard box? You open the box to see your dead children's corpses

what gets louder as it gets smaller? a baby in a trash compacter.

Q.what is worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.finding two worms.

you better accept "balls in yo mouf"...

so you're waling through the desert and a tire falls off your canoe. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

Why are watermelons green? 9, because cows like to eat grass.

Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

What did little Timmy get for Christmas? Abandoned

Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

A duck and a chicken walk into a bar. How improbable.

What did the astronaut say at AA? Alcohol is ruining my life.

How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

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