- Anti Joke

Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

What did the man want for his birthday? Chicken dinner serves 2-3 people

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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While your reading this. A man is robbing your home and sodomizing your dog

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

How will the world end? That information is unknown

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

say it ten times fast: oh