- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

A man is jogging down the street. He bangs his kneecap into a metal pole and shatters it. He is then hit by a giant cheese wheel and dies.

4 hours later.

Penis

What do you put in a toaster? Bread, or sometimes a small penis.

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dracula." "Dracula who?" He pulls his cape up to his face and says, "May the force be with you,"

What is yellow, has wheels, and lays on it's back? A school bus after a traffic accident

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

what did the boy with no arms get for christmas? A pair of robtic arms and now he has super stregth so he fuk up any body who said he would get cancer.

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

How did the conductor survive the Electric Chair? - He was a bad conducter

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

A seal walks into a club, It proceeds to maul customers and then makes its way back to the ocean where it lives.

I love pissing people off :P

How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

Whats the difference between Justin bieber and a dick... The dick

Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

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