- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why were there bones on the moon? The cow diden't make it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

thomas!!!!

A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

It's yellow and when you press the button, it becomes red... A baby chicken in a blender

What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

Your mama's so nice, she made me cookies once. And I enjoyed them.

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

How did the Muslim girl get pregnant? She was brutally raped on the streets of Baghdad.

How do you scare a brunette? Hide behind a door or wall until the unsuspecting person walks by, then jump out and yell.

Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

what do you call a black man that sells drugs

how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

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