- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor: Knock, Knock Patient: Who's there? Doctor: The interupting doctor Patient: The interruptin.... Doctor: You have aids.

What happened to the toddler on the swing? She was left unatended and was raped.

How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

Knock knock, Whos there? Your adopted.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot

A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

I forgot what i was gonna say

Dislike this joke for a cookie However if you like this joke you dont get a cookie

You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

A seal walks into a club.

What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

A seven foot tall kindergartener walks into a bar. He is reduced to tears after being ridiculed for his inordinate height and unappealing physical appearance. A bartender then proceeds to escort him out of the bar for being underaged. -BG_Shank_A

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

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