- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

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A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

Q: When do you know you've had to much to drink? A: When the zebra in your belly button starts talking to you

Hey guess what? What? I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you're mom died. I lied about the good news.

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Knock Knock. Who`s there? The police, your family were killed in a bakery A German bakery.

Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

Why did Ian die Because I shot him with a gun

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

An underage man walks into a bar. He then was shot and kicked out of the bar. An overage person found the body. What age is he? Normal Age

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot

knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

what did the tree say when it fell down? Nothing it is humanly impossible for a tree to talk. Especially after it fell down. I mean that would hurt.

There are 5 men in a desert a black man a white man a gay a lesbian and a white woman they have no food or water and haven't had any in 3 weeks civilization is 1 mile away how many people live and which ones They all die you can only live 3 days without water.

Steve is 12. He has a friend named Gary. Later in his life steve will realize that he is gay and will fall for a man also named Gary. Gary and steve will be together forever. Until steves friend gary goes insane because this man has stollen his name and go and kill the other gary. The end.

What's good about having alzheimers? You meet new people every day!

your mothers smells so bad,because she has poor hygiene skills

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