- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

What do you call a computer running Windows DOS? Obselete

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a rock at it

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a stupid chicken wandering around.

If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a video worth?

roses are red,violets are blue,faces like yours belong in a zoo,but don't worry i'll be there to,not in a cage but laughing at you!

what do you call a baby rapest jordan gregg

What do you get when you put Star Wars and Disney together? A Bad Sequel

What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

What if someone sold your socks to a Jew? I would blackflip through the air and shit on his chest.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

How do you make a great cake? Bett Crocker books

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others just don't

What do you call a puppy in alaska? A cold PUPPY!!!!!

What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

Why did the kid fall? He got pushed off of a building

Canadians

how many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb. 1 the wife to go buy the light bulb and the husbend to put it in.

What made your girlfriend laugh to death? You dropped my pants.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Your Face.

How did the blond know that you like her? You said,"Baby, I like you"

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