one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

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yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, 200 l.b.s

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Several ways to annoy people: Grab the end of their shirt to blow your nose Try to shove a bowling ball down there throat Try to sell them a broom and vacuum Try to eat their babies paint their toe Nibble their ankles Ask if you can babysit their crystal and if they say no start whining Carry around your chicken and ask if they want a nugget

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justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

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Why did the weiner dog have a bad childhood? Uncle Monty put his foot up its arse on a daily basis before chewing dorris's nose, ears and eyelids.

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the gay guy's house knock knock who's there? the chicken

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Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

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Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

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What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

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Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

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I own two ferrets. I was merely stating something factual.

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What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

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What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

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roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

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What's clear and wet?? Water (I think)

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

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why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

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An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

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Why did the Jewish girl fall off the swing? Because Amon Goeth shot her in the head from his balcony with his rifle. --Amon Goeth's friend

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What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

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Its true, he didnt write that!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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