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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

What is black and looks like a person A black person

Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Cause she's a woman

what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

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What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? If I can't have you, I'm going to shoot you through the nails with a nail gun.

What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

What did the wife get her husband after they had intercourse? A sandwich, because she loved him and knew he was hungry.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

Did you hear about the blind man who got stuck by a bus? Poor guy never saw it coming.

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

What's flaming and has wheels? A firepit. I lied about the wheels.

how many pieces of wood can a lumberjack cut in a minute? three dead squrlles a hat and and half of a tree oh and a bus. and if u get in his way alot of guts spewed every where

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