- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

how do you make a plumber cry A: kill his family

Guess what? Bananas

If you rewind Gozilla, it's about a giant lizard that helps rebuild a burnig city, and then goes back into the ocean again...

Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

what has wheels and can fly and is purple? A plane i lied about the color purple

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

Do you knpow why Michael Jackson is not dead? Dumbass, he IS dead...

Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

how do demolish a building alkekwhakbar

A black man, a white man, and a group of Jews were all walking down the street. They got hit by a bus.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We are not familiar with the specific circumstances, therefore its difficult to determine exactly why.

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How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family weaped his final days of his life.

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

Roses are red Violets are blue Your whole family is dead And now it's time for you!

There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

what is more fun than shower time with adele. a mass gang bang with antonia

Roses are red Violets are FUCKING VIOLET NOT FUCKING BLUE

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

so an apple walks into a bar... I'm terrible at making jokes...

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