- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

why didthe man's computer crash? the man has a serious porn addiction

What happens when you mix bath salts, marijiuana, and crack cocaine and proceed to inject it into your body in some manner? You have one of the biggest trips of your life in which it will ware off and you will proceed with your life

A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink, and nothing interesting happens.

A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

dyslexia is like gingervitus except they are exactly alike in possible little ways with gigantic raging boners CC

Why did the homeless man steal food from the local grocery store? He had not eaten in three days and was forced to steal or risk possible starvation.

What's worst than dropping your watch into the gutter? Waking up with a penis on your head.

Where can I apply for janitor school?

... Chan chan

Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

Knock knock -Who's there? Orange -I don't get it.

You have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars. You both have the same amount of money.

What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

Why was the boy considered a bitch? His name was Jason Jubin

A priest, a pedophile, and a child rapist walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

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