drew edminstin is a rat

What do you call a man who shoots someone? A very bad person.

Why couldn't the Asian couple have a white baby? Because two Wongs were mixed up in the paperwork so as a result the other Wong family ended up getting the child.

What did the young child with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

3 guys walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

What ticks and makes a very loud noise? the bed

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Jokes about the Holocaust

Once there was a girl named Andrea

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

poop

What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

What's worse than AIDS? Not getting your sandwich.

why did the chicken cross the road? he saw a rather desperate looking homeless person coming towards him, and, realizing he had no change, figured it was the best way to avoid an awkward situation.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

what came first the chicken or the chips

The dewey decimal system

feminists.

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

What do you call the child of a black male and an asian female? A child of mixed ethnicities.

Actually it was me Josh brown

My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

why did the clown stop laughing? because it got hit by an axe

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