Who wins the battle of climbing a fence, the Mexican Man or the Black Man? The Mexican Man, the Black Man is still hanging from the tree.

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What did the blonde waitress say to the man with a curly moustache? Good evening, are you ready to order?; yes [x2]; and what would you like with it?; certanly; there you go; no, I'm sorry; right.

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A man walks into a bar, he is then escorted to the hospital as a result of brain trauma.

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A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican are on a boat, stranded in the middle of the ocean. Feeling a bit hot due to the above average temperature of an early april afternoon, the white guy and the mexican strip down to enjoy a refreshing dip in the water a few feet from the boat. The black guy, feeling a bit left-out and perhaps even envious at the apparent fun of the other two, speaks up "Hey fellas, do you think one of you could come sit in the boat so it doesn't float away so that maybe I can enjoy the water too?" Hearing this, the white guy and the mexican look at each other utterly astonished. Grasping for a rebuttal, the white guy gathers some courage and says "Do you really think that's a good idea?... You JUST finished your sandwich."

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A black man shoots someone. He was a cop and he killed a dangerous man who attacked him.

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What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

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If you are reading this you are a nerd

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Did you see my sandwitch? No. I am your sandwitch, and therefore no one thought to put me up to a mirror. Would you like me to? No. I have no eyes. And why are you talking to a sandwitch??? ...

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A black man breaks into a car, he doesn't steal anything because that would a violation of the car owner's privacy.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand, "Hey! Got any grapes?" The man then realized he was hallucinating because ducks are unable to speak proper english.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I blackmailed his family with rape from Ronald mcdonald

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John, your son. Now open the door.

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A Finn, a Swede and A Norwegian went to an island. The Norwegian shot them all.

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What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

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What do you get when you cross a dead monkey, a chair fitted with wheels for use as a means of transport by a person, Isaac Newton & the creator of the website? Stephen Hawking.

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What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

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Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

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whats the difference between blue and green? there different colours.

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oh whatever donald trump's not going to be president. stop pretending he is

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Your face

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I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

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man: why did the chicken cross the road? other man: why ? man: i don't know, ask him your self. other man: ...

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rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

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you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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