- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

Why did the gitl fail her cooking class? Because she was abused and severely beaten by her teacher

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

STFU Stop Tickling Fuzzy Unicorns they really don't like it

haha black people :D

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

FOX News: Fair and balanced

What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Long joke Your such a downey

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

A jellyfish walks into a bar, the bar doesnt appreciate him, so he retreats back to his jellyfish lands.

I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

I walks over to da shop de oother day and there was this guy and he was like... I bought some petrol. LOoooooooooL

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