- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the jew crying? He just found out his newborn baby had twenty minutes to live.

How do they call a black man that works in a mine. Miner.

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap until there parents come home.

What goes up but never comes down? This dick

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I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

Roses are red Violets are blue I am staraiL so dont touch me!!!!!

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

What is 1 inch long and eats everyone in it's way .... my pet fish

What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

How many alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

I was going to write a joke about Alzheimers ... but I completely forgot it.

Which is the rarest animal in the North pole? The Polaroid.

Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

Knock knock Who's there? silence WHO'S THERE? silence -Looks out window- Slenderman

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his farmer was abusive.

What's worse than the holocaust? An open-minded black man.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

whats worse than a dog biting you? two dogs biting you whats worse than that? the Holocaust whats worse than that three dog bites and one of them happens to have rabies

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