- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

a boy jumps through a mirror and out a window then he fell so now he's dead.

A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

Why did the man's pants fall down? He was not wearing a belt and had recently lost some weight.

Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

What did the scarf say to the hat? Nothing, a scarf can't talk.

There were 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair because hair color varies depending on genetics.

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Why didn't the man say, "Hello, Morgan Freeman!" when his friend walked by? Because his friend wasn't Morgan Freeman.

whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

Why did the frog cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

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why was little jonny not playing in the baseball game? his legs were shattered in a terrible lawn mowing accident.

It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

Why did little jimmy fall off the building? 9/11

What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

Whats worse then getting shot in the leg? Getting shot twice in the leg

What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

What did the goat say to the zebra? Nothing. Goats can't speak

why did the asian wearing a sombrero buy orange juice at 2am? because hes trying to stay sober and do away with alcohol for good because its ruining his family and he wants to be a good father and husband.

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