Q: What is soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

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Knock, Knock No one was home.

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You have 10 apples and 12 cabbages How many pizzas can you fit on the roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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What's worse than having a mouth full of molars? A pole through your chest.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

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Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

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Women can vote? wtf

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Curiosity killed the cat, Oh wait, I thought the dog did.

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What's the difference between a car tyre and 365 used condoms? One is a Goodyear. The others a fucking great year!!! San2

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why did the chicken cross the rode?????? i dont know because he felt like it???????????p.s.i actually dont know why he crossed the rode so go ask the next who makes a joke about a chicken crossing a rode?

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Nig gers Jews Bean ers and fa ggots and everyones grandma that died recently, F u c k you there all burning in Hell.

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You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

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Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

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LeBron James proposes. So what does he put on the girls finger? Ben L.

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A man goes to the movies with his wife, two hours later they drive home and find their house just the way they left it.

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Yo momma's so fat she got her own zip code! except she doesn't because zip codes are reserved for much larger areas than that of your mother.

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hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

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What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?' The horse says "I was just diagnosed with testicular cancer."

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Why Lilly fell out of a cradle ? She had no arms.

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Roses are Tits Violets are Tits I love Tits TITS!

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What is big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

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what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

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