- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

Leading a hike.. Kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans him up? Bear.

What did the politician say to the bank robber? "Were both robbers"

Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile. get in the batmobile.

Doctor: Knock, Knock Patient: Who's there? Doctor: The interupting doctor Patient: The interruptin.... Doctor: You have aids.

Knock knock, Whos there? Your adopted.

How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

What happened to the toddler on the swing? She was left unatended and was raped.

Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding the holocaust? A worm

Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

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