- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, the answer is to get to the other side, but this is an anti-joke site so I don't know why as it can't be it.

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

Tiny timmy likes timmy turner in his time of tingling on christmas.

why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

What do you get when you shoot 3 cute kittens that have just walked into the house? 3 dead kittens

Knock Knock Who’s there? Your son Your son who? Your son who’s sick of having a paranoid mother who won’t just open the door!

A drunken man grabbed a gun and shot his entire family to death. Luckily, a even drunker man had shot them moments before, so it really only served to ruin the perfectly good wall behind them with bullet holes.

Women's rights.

SEX IS LIKE MATH ADD THE BED SUBTRACT THECLOTHES DIVIDE THE LEGS AND PRAY U DONT MULTIPLY!!!!

Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

Why can't Jade Goody go swimming? Because she's dead.

yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

what do you call a black man living in Brooklyn making over ten-thousand dollars a week? a hard worker

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

What Batman said to Robin before they got in the car? -Get in the car Robin!

A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

wanna hear a dirty joke? ...trashcan

i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

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