- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Your definitely a virgin, too bad your mom isn't too.

Why did the teenager drink a beer? Because it was actually full of sizzurp

I was watching two muffins baking in an oven. One said to the other, "Wow, it's hot in here." The other one said "Wow! A talking muffin!" I went to my psychiatrist the next day, to increase the dosage on my medication.

Why was the blonde fired from the M &M's factory? Her Masters degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the job she had.

An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

I'm 4 and what is this?

What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus? A godless abomination that violates every ethical standard known to man.

Can midgets still have big dreams?

GINGERVITIS! 1. redhair 2.freckles 3.no soul 4.depression/anger 5.gay JLR

Why did the pervert cross the road? His dick was stuck in the chicken

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he'd would like to make a wager. The bartender replies, "no."

What's green and has wheels? A green car.

I wonder where the hell Hitler is

What would EARTH without ART be? EARTH, you dummy.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothin. You already told her twice.

I am tying up hostages. - Ethan R. 2015

What is the difference between a deer and a child in africa? Why does it matter? They're both being hunted.

Dude did you hear of that mexcican who made a succesful living? Yeah. Me too,

I was walking down the street then my hands were itchy so I stuck em in my pockets Jk, I'm a donkey. We don't have hands

A black person went into a store and paid full price for his tv

A: My dog has no nose! B: How does he smell? A: He cannot smell, because he has no nose.

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