What happened to the house that was made without concrete? It fell over.

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Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

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Rebecca Black

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Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

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-Knock, knock! -Who is it? -Me

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The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

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Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

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what did one wall say to another wall? nothing walls cant talk

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hello

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So, two people park their car and walk into a bar. Wait, no. They were walking into a grocery store and they were riding skateboards, not a car. Then, the kid walks in after them. Oh, did I forget to mention they had children? And also, they're married. So anyway, they walk into this grocery store, and meet a barkeep. Wait no that's ridiculous why would a barkeep be in a grocery store. Let me start over. Bah.. never mind. I forgot what happened next, but it was REALLY FUNNY!

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how do you get lady gaga to wake up in the morning? Hit her with a brick

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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What sinks quickly to the bottom of a river? Your dead parents.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic that choked on his own vimto?

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We start counting at 1, therefore 0 is countless. I've slept with countless women.

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What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

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Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

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A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

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How much does the Holo cost? Six million.

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Whats black,White and Asian? everything we are all equal

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How do you make a Chef cry? You kill his family.

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I'll have a chocolate milkshake, hold the onions.

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Where was the declaration of independes? At the bottom

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Why could the red heading boy sing higher notes than the blonde headed boy? He was castrated at birth.

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