- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into your grandmother and finding a fish

Why are roses red ? Ass in my face .

Men

What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

What are astronauts called in Soviet Russia? Cosmonauts

Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

Q:how do you make a rockstar cry? A: hit him with a breifcase

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Vacuum, purple, zebra.

Your blood is red. Your bruises are blue. I have a gun. Now drag your carcass away from my residence.

What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

What's the difference between girl scouts and boy scouts? Girl scouts are usually females and boy scouts are usually males.

What's the difference between a melon? One of its halves are both the same.

Autism... is not funny at all, it is a serious issue in today's day and age and must be addressed and cured

I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere

A blonde goes in an electronic store. She buys a TV and leaves.

What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

What time is it when an elephant steps on your watch? Time to go to the hospital and get treated for a shattered wrist.

What do grass and cows have in common? They both say "moo" except for grass

-Knock, knock! -Who is it? -Me

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