Q: How many jews can you fit in a car A: 2 in the front. 3 in the back and as many as you want in the ash tray.

why is pie good. because it just is.

A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

The Moon Landing.

i like having monkeys lick peanut butter off my nipples

An airplane flies due north at 100 m/s through a 30 m/s cross wind blowing from the east to the west. Determine the resultant velocity of the airplane.

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

roses are red violets are blue last time i dropped something this hard it ended world war 2?

whats 1 + 1? 2

Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

Why did the chicken cross the road? They had a sale on dresses on the other side.

what do you get when you use heroin aids.

Why did the black lady pick out a white dress? Because she thought it was a pretty white dress.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

Two tomatoes are crossing the road. Suddenly one of them gets hit by a car. He goes "AGH!"

Why did the fat guy smell bad? He just farted diarrhea.

compardre No Pew.. Pew.. At mi OINK.. OINKs...

I'm a poet and I didn't even realize I was one

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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