How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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Miscarriages.

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Why did the man start vacuuming his neighbor's floor? He had to get the GSR

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Read in a Jersey accent: SOOOOOO my friend __________ saw this coffee shop in new jersey! He was like.... i love coffee why dont they give it to me for free???? The man at the coffee shop Killed me! that is why coffee is not free!

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whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

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a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

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Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

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A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

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why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

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A Black man walks into a bar. He then has a drink of Alcohol and walks home to return to his family.

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yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

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Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

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How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

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Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

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What did the man with no head say to the women?

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A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

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What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

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What is the difference?

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What do two Jews have in common? They both practice the same religion.

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What did the doctor say to the actor? Your an actor.

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A Priest and a young child walk into a dark alley.... It leads to a church and he talks to the young boy about God

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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