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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little nancy call the police? Because her dad beats her toaster up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

How did the man with no legs get around? He was assisted by a nurse or relative who was kind enough to take on such a task.

How does he keep getting girls to sleep with him? Bear-traps..

bangers and mash?

An owl and a squirrel where siting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl then turned to the squirrel and said nothing... cos owls can't talk. The owl then eats the bird because it is a bird of prey

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON. And Michael Jackson was a child molester.

Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

Two tomatoes are crossing the road. Suddenly one of them gets hit by a car. He goes "AGH!"

What brown and sticky? A sticky turd

A: Whats black and hangs from my tree in my backyard? B: What? A: Blackberries B: Blackberries grow on bushes

Question: why did the pilot crash the plane? Answer: because the pilot was a loaf of bread

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse said nothing because it doesn't understand human language.

If you were a pie I'd eat you

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

why did Michael Jackson cross the road? He didnt he is dead.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once? Seven. Seven girlfriends.

why did arno fly away? he was a bird

What do you call something thats mostly made of wood, big, round and stupid A retarded version of the Knights of the round table

What did the man with sores on his tounge get for a birthday present? He recieved a very nice pair of trousers which he wore to work from time to time

What's long, hard, and black, and goes into wet things? A submarine.

Why did the little girl drop her ball? Because she was done playing with it.

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