- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Potatoes are yellow, ERMAHHHGERDDD PERRDERRRDERRR

What do you call a handsome nerd? The name that is on his birth certificate.

What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

You know what assuming leads to... .....Assumptions.

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

A blonde goes in an electronic store. She buys a TV and leaves.

Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

Beware of orange frogs with black stripes! They are dangerous! On the other hand, if you see a black frog with orange stripes, you're in no danger.

What did the down syndrome girl get for christmas? Cancer.

"Sh*t!" cursed the man. "You're such a potty mouth!" replied the unamused toilet.

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We found a cure for cancer. Death

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

Why was Timmy late for class? He got hit by a bus. Why was Jimmy late for class? He saw Timmy lying in the middle of the street, went out to help and got hit by another bus.

Why couldn't anybody at school taste lunch? Nobody made lunch.

What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

Where was the declaration of independes? At the bottom

Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

why is 6 afraid of 7 7 is a registered sex offender

Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

I'll have a chocolate milkshake, hold the onions.

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