The once was a little girl named Suzy who liked swings; the only trouble was that she had no arms. In order to avoid having any jokes written (and recycled thousands of times) about this fact, she decided to run a sponsored marathon in order to pay for prosthetic arms. Suzy swung happily for the rest of her days. [L]

Your Momma is sooooo poor, she struggles day by day to feed you and your 8 siblings while keeping a roof over your head.

Why did the black man shoot the white guy? the white man was about to hurt the black mans family.

three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

What happened when the ugly girl asked her crush out on a date? He said yes. He found her personality quite attractive

The Moon Landing.

A priest and a police officer are sitting at a bar. They both have considerable drinking problems because problems unrelated to their respective occupations. The bartender's name is Mike.

Why did the moose cross the road? Migration.

whats 1 + 1? 2

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

I was going to write a racist joke but there was too many black people watching me.

A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

What did batman say to robin before getting into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile robin.

How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

Adam Sandler is still funny ! *cough*

compardre No Pew.. Pew.. At mi OINK.. OINKs...

One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell.

Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

Why did the little girl keep running into things Because she was blind

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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