Roses are red, violets are blue. Your definitely a virgin, too bad your mom isn't too.

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What happens when metal and ice collide together? The Titanic

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What's Black/White and red all over? Obama when he gets a little flustered.

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Keira Knightley walked in to a coffee shop. The man behind the counter said "Wow, you're Keira Knightley!". Keira replied, "No, actually I am just one of your many masturbatory fantasies. You are currently staring at an old lady that just asked you for a latte". "Oh, by the way. You are drooling and have an erection."

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

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What is the difference?

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whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

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Why did the man die? He was old.

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A Black man walks into a bar. He then has a drink of Alcohol and walks home to return to his family.

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why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

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What did one friend say on his friend's myspace page? You need a Facebook

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Anthony sucks

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How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

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What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

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what do you call a cat with no tail? smithers.

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POOP.....People Order Our Patties

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Q: how do you catch a bear? A: you dig a hole, fill the hole with ashes, surround the hole with peas, and when the bear comes to take a pea kick him in the ash hole

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

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Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

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Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

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What do you get when you cross a horse with a house cat ? A law suit for animal cruelty

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Barack Obama

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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