- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so you're waling through the desert and a tire falls off your canoe. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

What do you call a man who has been run over by a car? An Ambulance

Q: what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We're both lawyers!

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

What do you catch a baby with? A pitchfork

Three blondes walk into a bar...and have a nice evening, until one of them pulls out a gun and murders everyone at the bar, i think she was schizophrenic or something.

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

Want to hear a funny joke? Not really.

What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

Anti-jokes are funny.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

Yo mama so fat! Really she should get on an exercise program and watch her diet, as she is at higher risk for diabetes and other health issues

A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

"Really, how is your wife?" "You know she's dead right?" "Cool mine too!" They high five in mid air and lived happily ever after

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

PIED NINNY!

you know somebody is lying when it IS opposite day.

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