- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the transvestite hooker say when he/she saw a robot fighting a dinosaur? That's strange.

Shaun Sutton Call me: 1-800-tryhard ;)

Ask me if I'm a toaster Are you a toaster? No, I'm a tree.

How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

get in the car.

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

your mums so fat that shes HUGE!!!!

Q - How do you call black people driving in a black car on the black road, then falling off the black cliff into the black water? A - An unfortunate accident.

What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

Why didn't the monkey cross the road? He saw the chicken get run over.

why did annie fall of the swing? she had no arms.. knock knock who's there? not annie.

Why didn't the blonde eat bacon? She was Jewish, and it was against her religion.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

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