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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red corvette? i don't have a red corvette in my garage

Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

Roses are red violets are blue I have altimers cheese on toast Srry bout the spelling. I couldn't REMEMBER!

What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

Why do people insist on drinking diet soda meanwhile eating extremely unhealthy food? Because some people like the taste of diet soda over regular soda.

kids make accidents in the backseat of your car but u and your wife made an accident in the backseat and thats how you got that rottten troll that makes accidents in the car!!

Dick Cheney That's the joke

What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What's the difference between Dick Cheney and Obama? When Obama shoots someone in the face it's bin Laden.

A lady walks into her bedroom and sees her boy friend having sex with another girl. She hears the phone ring and a voice says "your grandma died".

Why was little Tommy scared? Because he'd just been abducted by a psychopathic rapist.

Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home

What did the dyslexic boy get for Christmas? A laptop. And he was very happy.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

What is funnier than 24? The fact that you think numbers are funny?

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