- Anti Joke

What did the pear say to the orange? Orange ya gonna say hi? What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk.

I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted sobs

Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

I'd like to make a withdraw

chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

What do you call said black man flying an airplane? A pilot.

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

How do you make an elf sad? Murder his family.

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the pear say to the orange? Orange ya gonna say hi? What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk.

What's the difference between a car and 10 dead babies? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

Barack Obama

how doyou wake up lady gaga youu poke er face

Gun laws don't work because criminals don't pay attention to the laws

Q: Why did the boy eat an apple? A: A strong man stuffed it down his throat.

One day a there was a guy walking down the street. If you thought this was a joke, you're wrong.

Obama walks into a hospital....

So a man walks into a bar... ouch

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

What did the astronaut say at AA? Alcohol is ruining my life.

I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted sobs

Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

I'd like to make a withdraw

chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

What do you call said black man flying an airplane? A pilot.

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

How do you make an elf sad? Murder his family.

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

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What did the pear say to the orange? Orange ya gonna say hi? What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk.

What's the difference between a car and 10 dead babies? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

Barack Obama

how doyou wake up lady gaga youu poke er face

Gun laws don't work because criminals don't pay attention to the laws

Q: Why did the boy eat an apple? A: A strong man stuffed it down his throat.

One day a there was a guy walking down the street. If you thought this was a joke, you're wrong.

Obama walks into a hospital....

So a man walks into a bar... ouch

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

What did the astronaut say at AA? Alcohol is ruining my life.

I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted *sobs*

Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

I'd like to make a withdraw

chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

What do you call said black man flying an airplane? A pilot.

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

How do you make an elf sad? Murder his family.

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted sobs