- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

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What do elephants and grapes have in common? They are both purple arpart from the elephant, which is grey. I lied about it being purple

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

Did you hear about the guy in town living in a tyre, he got a puncture now hes living in a flat.

a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

Why are watermelons green? 9, because cows like to eat grass.

Why did the courageous young boy always follow his dreams? His IQ sucked.

What do you call someone who is unwilfully forced into a life of emotional abuse and domestic violence? My daughter.

Knock Knock. Go Away!

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

What do you call someone who's father is black (born in Kenya), mother is white (born in Canada), and was himself born in Australia? Someone with tri-citizenship

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

What would EARTH without ART be? EARTH, you dummy.

if life gives you melons, then you're most likely dyslexic.

If an old person falls in the middle of the woods do they make a sound? No their died.

Tilt your screen back

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

I wonder where the hell Hitler is

Stealth baseballs record

why are little kids like tree's? ... they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

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