- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

What did the blondes left leg say to her right leg? Nothing they haven't met yet.

How do u keep annoying children off your front lawn? Molest Them.

What do a dog and a fork have in common? They both have tails. Except for the fork.

What did the guy day to the other guy with an afro on his head? You look like a guy with an afro on his head.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because their both fruits.

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse..”

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

So an irish man walks into a bar, 10 seconds later he is dead. What happened was there was a sharp piece of metal on the bar so is cut his throat and he bleed to death.

Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

What did the murderer do to the dentist? Nothing, the murderer has served his time and is clean. But he did get his teeth cleaned.

A man is jogging down the street. He bangs his kneecap into a metal pole and shatters it. He is then hit by a giant cheese wheel and dies.

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

what did the astronaut say to the rocket scientist? hi

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