- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

I told my grandmother to act her age.... she then died

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

what did the boy with no arms get for christmas? A pair of robtic arms and now he has super stregth so he fuk up any body who said he would get cancer.

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because he would scare the shit out of everyone, and come to think of it wasn't even sure he had been invited.

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

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What did the Holocaust survivor say when asked about their memories in the deathcamps? A: I'd rather not think about it.

A group of black people are arrested for murder, what do you need? A better prison.

What do you call a person without a heart? Not alive.

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! In for a penny, in for a pound. I'm Donald Trump!

Whats funnier than throwing a baby off the top of a building? The sound it makes when it hits the ground.

Why did the man jump out of the plane? Because the plane was losing fuel fast so he grabbed a parachute and went for it and realized that was the only one left so everyone died a horrible death.

Sex with people under twelve years/MONTHS? You think I am a pervert or something? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: DAMN STRAIGHT I AM! People use to tell me they know I am good on the inside... Joke is on them, I I fool them all by being slightly kind on the outside!

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