- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

Knock knock. Whose there? Jehovahs witnesses.

Did you hear the joke about the Israeli guy with the cruise missile down his pants? Me neither. I hope it's a good joke.

why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

A black person walked up to another black person, and tells him a pun the other black person laughs and walks away

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

Why were the Jews stuck in Germany? Because Joseph Rosenstein and his Jewish family missed their train out of Frankfurt to go to Paris, and so they had to stay another night in their hotel.

i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

What colour is chocolate? Brown.

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17.

A blind guy and a priest walk into a bar

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

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