What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? " Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

Forgiveness is what weaklings beg for, while redemption is what the strong succeed at.

How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

Q: When do you know you've had to much to drink? A: When the zebra in your belly button starts talking to you

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

Why don't you play cards with a cheetah? It will attack you.

whats black, dirty, and full of trash? A trash can

What do you call a man hit by a bus? Dead

What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

Hey guess what? What? I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you're mom died. I lied about the good news.

Dyslexia ruels!

I like your hair

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

Gay republicans

Why did the chicken cross the road? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU CARE? LET THE POOR CHICKEN IN PEACE! No, seriously he was going to his mother's funeral.

whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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