- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Five people all from different backgrounds get in a car and nobody get's raped.

How did the Muslim blow up? He accidentally left his gas on and after a while sparked up a cigarette.

What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

Roses are red Violets are blue My body is ready I want you

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

What do you say to a black couple that just got married? Congratulations

Why doesn't the boy get anything for Christmas? His parents died the night before!

A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

What's five times 10? Sixty, you retarded fuck.

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

Why did the cow jump over the moon? To see outer space

Doctor everybody that I stare at seems to die moments later! Uh, why are you looking at me so intensely... >:)

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