Pee is yellow Shit is? brown My shit is yellow WTF

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someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I suck at poetry. Nice tits.

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What did the oncologist say to his patient? You have terminal cancer.

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A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

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Why Did The Boy Fall Off The Swing? Because He Had No Arms.

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What do you call a puppy in alaska? A cold PUPPY!!!!!

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How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a rock at it

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others just don't

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what do you call two indian men lying next to each other? i dont think there is a name for it but im sure you call them by there names.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Steven. Steven who? Steven your neighbor, may I please come in?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a bus.

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Whats the difference between eating an egg and an abortion? Think about it.

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A black guy, a Latino guy and an Asian guy all walk in a bar. What do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to their son who got an A- in algebra? How do I know? I don't speak Chinese!

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roses are red leather is black when god made you he was smoking crack

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A 14 year girl enjoys exploring the sexual regions of her body, whilst having one of her intimate sessions her brother walks into her room. Her brother was a rather sexual 17 year old, who has had sex with several different girls, and is not afraid to try new things. the brother says " get a room to his sister... oh wait" and walks out

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If you are reading this you are a nerd

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What does a black man do in the bathroom? He Dookies on bobby

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When faced with an impossible question. I like to give, and maybe receive, an impossible, yet endearing, request/answer to the problem. Sex?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care what a chicken thinks?

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Yo mama's so fat because she has a glandular disorder that makes her fat.

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What's worst than a crying baby? A dead baby What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies What's worse than a pile of dead babies? If there's an alive one at the bottom What's worse that an alive baby in a pile of dead babies? If it has to eat its way out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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